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Anonymous asked: i heard you are pretty sarcastic and good with jokes. can you help me? my bf is being a dick and keeps telling me to wash his shit and make him a sandwich. whats a good comeback for that?


Answer:

maybe you should COMEBACK with that damn sandwich. thats always an option, right?

— 4 months ago with 3 notes
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